100 Life Simulators

Play as Einstein, Darwin, Curie, Jobs, and 96 more. Make their legendary decisions before seeing what they actually chose.

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Albert Einstein
Patent clerk to physicist. Rewrote physics in 12 months.
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Charles Darwin
Had evolution theory in 1838. Didn't publish for 20 years.
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Marie Curie
First woman Nobel Prize winner. Won it twice.
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Steve Jobs
Fired from Apple. Came back to build the world's most valuable company.
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Warren Buffett
Started with $114. Built the greatest investing track record in history.
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Oprah Winfrey
Born in poverty. Fired as TV reporter. Became most powerful woman in media.
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Elon Musk
SpaceX failed 3 times. Tesla nearly bankrupt. Kept going anyway.
Nelson Mandela
27 years in prison. Became president at 75.
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Stephen Hawking
Diagnosed with ALS at 21. Rewrote physics anyway.
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Vincent van Gogh
Failed at 4 careers. Sold one painting. Left 900 masterpieces.
Nikola Tesla
Won the War of Currents. Died broke in a hotel room.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Child prodigy. Died at 35 with 800 works.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Completely deaf by 44. Wrote the 9th Symphony in silence.
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Leonardo da Vinci
7,000 notebook pages. Fewer than 20 finished paintings.
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Isaac Newton
Invented calculus before 26. Sat on it for 20 years.
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Thomas Edison
1,093 patents. Lit up Manhattan. Electrocuted animals to destroy Tesla's tech.
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Sigmund Freud
Cocaine advocate. Abandoned theories. Fled Gestapo at 82.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Resigned at 34. Books sold under 100 copies. Collapsed at 44.
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Franz Kafka
Told friend to burn his books. Brod didn't.
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Fyodor Dostoevsky
Mock execution at 28. Four years in Siberia. Wrote Crime & Punishment in 26 days.
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Frida Kahlo
Bus accident at 18. 35 surgeries. 55 self-portraits.
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Walt Disney
Fired for lacking imagination. Built the most beloved brand on earth.
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Soichiro Honda
Rejected by Toyota. Became world's largest engine manufacturer.
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J.K. Rowling
Single mother on welfare. Rejected 12 times. Sold 600M books.
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Zhang Xue
Broke repairman. Beat Ducati at World Superbike Championship.
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William Shakespeare
Grammar school boy. No university. Wrote 37 plays that defined English.
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Galileo Galilei
Proved the Earth moves. Spent his last 9 years under house arrest.
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Socrates
Wrote nothing. Questioned everything. Executed for it.
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Plato
Attended Socrates' execution. Built the first university.
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Aristotle
Student of Plato. Tutor of Alexander the Great. Founded Western logic.
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Confucius
Rejected by every ruler of his time. Became the most quoted man in history.
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Archimedes
Eureka moment in the bath. Built war machines that held off Rome.
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Nicolaus Copernicus
Put the sun at the center of the universe. Waited until dying to publish.
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Ada Lovelace
Lord Byron's daughter. Wrote the first computer algorithm in 1843.
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Alan Turing
Cracked Enigma. Chemically castrated for being gay. Died at 41.
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Charles Babbage
Invented the computer in 1837. Never finished building it.
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Michael Faraday
No math education. Invented the electric motor anyway.
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Srinivasa Ramanujan
No formal training. Mailed equations to Cambridge. Admitted immediately.
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Richard Feynman
Cracked safes at Los Alamos. Won the Nobel Prize. Taught like no one else.
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Johannes Kepler
His mother was tried as a witch. He calculated the laws of planetary motion anyway.
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Georg Cantor
Proved infinities have different sizes. Died in a sanatorium.
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Évariste Galois
Founded group theory at 20. Died in a duel at 20.
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Kurt Gödel
Proved math has limits. Starved himself to death out of paranoia.
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Lise Meitner
Discovered nuclear fission. The Nobel Prize went to her male colleague.
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Florence Nightingale
Refused marriage and comfort. Invented modern nursing. Saved thousands in Crimea.
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Hypatia
First recorded female mathematician. Murdered by a Christian mob in 415 AD.
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Ignaz Semmelweis
Proved doctors were killing patients. Medical establishment ignored him.
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Alexander Fleming
Forgot to clean a petri dish. Discovered penicillin by accident.
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Blaise Pascal
Built the first calculator at 18. Had a mystical vision at 31. Gave everything away.
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René Descartes
"I think, therefore I am." Rebuilt philosophy from scratch in a stove-heated room.
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Jane Austen
No money, no status, no room of her own. Wrote novels that outlasted everyone.
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Charles Dickens
Child factory worker at 12. Wrote 15 novels and changed labor laws.
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Leo Tolstoy
Count and soldier. Gave his wealth away. Died at a railway station at 82.
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Victor Hugo
Exiled for 19 years. Wrote Les Misérables in exile. Returned to a hero's welcome.
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Mark Twain
Went bankrupt twice. Became the most quoted American writer.
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Herman Melville
Moby-Dick sold 3,000 copies. He died unknown. Now it's a masterpiece.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby sold 20,000 copies. He died thinking himself a failure.
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Virginia Woolf
No university degree. Manic depression. Changed the novel forever.
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Sylvia Plath
Published The Bell Jar under a pseudonym. Died at 30. Recognized as a genius after.
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John Keats
Died at 25. Left the greatest odes in English literature.
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Emily Dickinson
Never left home. Only 10 poems published in her lifetime. Left 1,800 more.
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Oscar Wilde
Most witty man in London. Jailed for homosexuality. Died in exile.
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Agatha Christie
Wrote 66 detective novels. Mysteriously disappeared for 11 days in 1926.
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Mary Shelley
Mother died in childbirth. Wrote Frankenstein at 18 on a dare.
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G.K. Chesterton
Enormous man. Tiny wit. Created Father Brown. Debated Shaw for decades.
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Arthur Conan Doyle
Created Sherlock Holmes. Spent his later years chasing ghosts.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Pilot and author. Wrote The Little Prince. Vanished on a reconnaissance mission.
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Rabindranath Tagore
First non-European Nobel Literature winner. Later rejected his British knighthood.
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Michelangelo
Painted the Sistine Chapel flat on his back for four years.
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Pablo Picasso
147,800 works. Multiple marriages. Redefined what art could be.
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Rembrandt
Most successful Dutch painter of his era. Went bankrupt anyway.
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Paul Gauguin
Quit banking at 35. Abandoned his family. Ran away to Tahiti to paint.
Antoni Gaudí
Left his greatest church unfinished. It's been under construction for over 100 years.
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Katsushika Hokusai
Changed his name 30 times. Created The Great Wave at age 71.
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Georgia O'Keeffe
Moved to the New Mexico desert at 60. Made 2,000 works in isolation.
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Edvard Munch
Poverty and mental illness. Painted The Scream during an anxiety attack.
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Mark Rothko
Painted color fields. Sued a restaurant. Died by suicide at 66.
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Camille Claudel
Rodin's student and lover. Committed to an asylum for 30 years.
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Johann Sebastian Bach
Orphaned at 10. Wrote 1,000+ works by candlelight. Ignored after death. Rediscovered 100 years later.
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Frédéric Chopin
Played piano unlike anyone before or since. Died of tuberculosis at 39.
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Franz Liszt
First rock star. Women fainted at his concerts. Became a priest at 54.
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Franz Schubert
Never heard most of his own works performed. Wrote 600 songs by age 31.
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Pyotr Tchaikovsky
Forced into marriage. Wrote Swan Lake in the depths of depression.
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Erik Satie
Lived in a tiny room with his cat. Invented ambient music before anyone named it.
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Andrew Carnegie
Immigrant steelworker became the world's richest man. Then gave it all away.
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Henry Ford
Failed twice. Third attempt put the world on wheels.
Benjamin Franklin
Flew a kite in a lightning storm. Shaped American democracy.
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Alfred Nobel
Invented dynamite. Horrified by what it did. Left his fortune to create the peace prize.
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Coco Chanel
Raised in an orphanage. Built the most enduring fashion brand in history.
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Amelia Earhart
First woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. Vanished over the Pacific.
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Ernest Shackleton
Ship crushed by ice. All 28 men survived anyway.
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Jacques Cousteau
Co-invented scuba diving. Explored 70% of the Earth's unknown surface.
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Buckminster Fuller
Expelled twice from Harvard. Invented the geodesic dome. Filed 28 patents.
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Marcus Aurelius
Roman Emperor who wrote his philosophy in a tent on the battlefield.
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Diogenes
Lived in a barrel. Told Alexander the Great to stop blocking his sunlight.
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Søren Kierkegaard
Called himself the most miserable man alive. Founded existentialism.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Most pessimistic philosopher in history. Lived happily with his poodle for 27 years.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
Gave away his family fortune. Became an elementary school teacher. Changed philosophy twice.
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Carl Jung
Broke from Freud. Mapped the unconscious. Built a stone tower with his own hands.
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Isadora Duncan
Invented modern dance. Wore flowing scarves. Died when one caught in a car wheel.