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Life Simulator Series · #26

What Would You Do
If You Were Shakespeare?

He was the son of a glove-maker who couldn't sign his own name. He left his wife and two daughters in Stratford and walked to London. He wrote Hamlet, King Lear, and A Midsummer Night's Dream. At 48, he went home, retired, and never wrote again. He never published a single play himself. 8 decisions — what would you have done?

William Shakespeare (1564–1616) · English playwright and poet · Born in Stratford-upon-Avon · Son of John Shakespeare, glove-maker and local official · Married Anne Hathaway at 18 (she was 26) · Left for London circa 1585–1592, the "Lost Years" — no records · By 1592 was established enough that a rival playwright attacked him in print · Co-owner of the Globe Theatre from 1599 · Wrote 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and several longer poems · Never published his plays during his lifetime · Retired to Stratford around 1613 · Died 1616, age 52.

Chapter One · The Lost Years
1585
Stratford-upon-Avon · Age 21

You are 21. You have a wife, Anne, who is 26. You have a daughter, Susanna, age 2, and twins — Hamnet and Judith — who are less than a year old. Your father's glove-making business has been in financial trouble for years. There are no opportunities in Stratford that match what you feel inside you.

You leave for London. You leave your family behind. The records of exactly how and why you got there don't survive — historians call this period the "Lost Years." What survives is what you became on the other side of it.

By 1592, you are established enough in the London theater world that Robert Greene, a rival playwright, attacks you in print: calling you an "upstart crow" who thinks himself "the only Shake-scene in a country." It is the first written evidence of your career — and it is an insult from someone who sees you as a threat.

Decision 1 — Leaving Stratford01 / 08
You are 21, with a wife, three small children, and no money. You leave for London anyway. What made this the right decision?
What historians know about the Lost Years

You leave Anne and three children under age 2 in Stratford sometime around 1585. The next seven years are a blank. When the record resumes in 1592, a rival playwright calls you an "upstart crow" — which means you're already established enough to be worth attacking. The period between 1585 (birth of the twins) and 1592 (Greene's attack) is a genuine historical blank. Dozens of theories exist: Shakespeare worked as a schoolteacher, as a lawyer's clerk, as a soldier, as a traveling actor. None are proven. What's clear is that by 1592 he was established enough to be worth attacking. The most likely explanation: he joined a traveling theater company and learned the craft from the inside, which was how most Elizabethan playwrights developed. The decision to leave Stratford, whatever drove it, produced the plays. Anne Shakespeare stayed in Stratford. Shakespeare sent money home regularly from London. He visited occasionally. She outlived him by seven years.

Chapter Two · The Plague Years
1593
London · Age 29

The bubonic plague closes the London theaters for two years. Without performances, there is no income from plays. You turn to poetry. You write Venus and Adonis — a long narrative poem — and dedicate it to Henry Wriothesley, the Earl of Southampton, a wealthy young nobleman. It becomes the most popular thing you've published in your lifetime. You follow it with The Rape of Lucrece.

The sonnets you're writing during this period — 154 of them, eventually — will not be published for another 16 years. You write them privately. Some are addressed to a young man of high social rank. Some to a "dark lady." Some express emotions that no Elizabethan playwright would express publicly.

Decision 2 — The Sonnets02 / 08
You write 154 private sonnets over many years — some expressing intense love for a young man. You don't publish them. Why?
The Sonnets controversy

You write 154 private sonnets over years — some expressing intense desire for a young man, some for a "dark lady." You don't publish them. In 1609, a printer named Thomas Thorpe publishes them anyway, with a cryptic dedication to "Mr. W.H." You say nothing publicly. There is no evidence you authorized it. The sonnets were published in 1609 by a printer named Thomas Thorpe, with a mysterious dedication to "Mr. W.H." — whose identity has been debated for 400 years (candidates include Henry Wriothesley, William Herbert, and others). There is no evidence Shakespeare authorized the publication or had any involvement in it. The sonnets' addresses — a beautiful young man and a "dark lady" — have generated enormous scholarly debate about Shakespeare's sexuality and personal life. What's historically clear: he didn't publish them, they appeared anyway, and their language of desire for both men and women would have been professionally and legally dangerous to claim publicly in 1609 England.

Chapter Three · The Globe
1599
Southwark, London · Age 35

You become a co-owner and shareholder of the Globe Theatre, built on the south bank of the Thames. This is a business decision as much as an artistic one — as a shareholder, you receive a percentage of box office income rather than a fixed payment per play. It will make you wealthy.

This is the year you write Julius Caesar, As You Like It, and begin Hamlet. By any measure, it is the most productive period of your life. Over the next decade you will write Othello, King Lear, Macbeth, The Tempest.

Your son Hamnet died in 1596, age 11. You were in London. You may not have returned to Stratford for the funeral. The plays you write after Hamnet's death — particularly Hamlet (1600-01) — contain a grief that scholars cannot stop writing about. The names are too close to ignore.

Decision 3 — Hamlet03 / 08
You wrote Hamlet four years after your son Hamnet died. The names differ by one letter. Is Hamlet about Hamnet?
What scholars say about Hamlet and Hamnet

Your son Hamnet dies in August 1596, age 11. You are in London. You may not have returned to Stratford for the funeral. Four years later, you write a play about a man paralyzed by grief and a father's death, whose name differs from your son's by one letter. The connection was largely ignored until the 20th century and is now one of the most discussed questions in Shakespeare studies. The Amleth legend is real — a Danish prince who feigns madness to avenge his father — and Shakespeare definitely adapted it from existing sources. But Shakespeare's Hamlet is not primarily about revenge or madness. It is about grief, paralysis, the impossibility of acting after loss, and a son's relationship to a dead father. Maggie O'Farrell's novel *Hamnet* (2020) explored the connection fictionally and became a major bestseller, suggesting the emotional link resonates strongly. The scholarly consensus is: the source material is pre-existing, but the transformation is personal. Both things are true.

Chapter Four · Not Publishing
1603
London · Age 39

You have written over twenty plays. None of them have been published by you. Some have appeared in unauthorized "quarto" editions — pirated versions, often badly transcribed from memory by actors who performed in them. You have not authorized any of these. You have not complained publicly about any of them either.

Ben Jonson, your friend and rival, publishes his collected plays in a prestigious folio edition in 1616 — treating them as literature worthy of permanence. You do not do this. You don't seem to think your plays need to survive in written form. They exist to be performed.

Decision 4 — Never Publishing the Plays04 / 08
You never published your plays. Ben Jonson did. Why didn't you?
The First Folio — seven years after his death

You die in 1616 without mentioning the plays in your will. Seven years later, two actors named Heminges and Condell spend years assembling 36 of them into a book. Without them: no Macbeth, no Tempest, no As You Like It, no Twelfth Night, no Julius Caesar. You left no instructions. They did it because they loved the work. Shakespeare died in 1616 without publishing his plays. In 1623, seven years later, two of his fellow actors — John Heminges and Henry Condell — collected 36 of his plays into the First Folio. Without this effort, at least 18 of the plays would have been lost, including *Macbeth*, *The Tempest*, *As You Like It*, *Twelfth Night*, and *Julius Caesar*. We owe the survival of half of Shakespeare's canon to two actors acting entirely on their own initiative. Shakespeare didn't ask them to do it. He left no instructions. The First Folio is dedicated to his memory by men who loved his work, not by him.

Chapter Five · The King's Men
1603
London · Age 39

Queen Elizabeth dies. James I takes the throne and immediately takes your theater company under royal patronage — you become the King's Men, the most prestigious theater company in England. You perform at court regularly. You are now, by any measure, the leading playwright in England.

You are also, quietly, buying property in Stratford. New Place, the second-largest house in town. Land. Tithes. You are building the financial security that your father never had.

Decision 5 — Buying Property in Stratford05 / 08
At the height of your London success, you invest heavily in property in Stratford — the town you left 18 years ago. What does this tell us about what you actually wanted?
Shakespeare the businessman

In 1598, the same year you're writing the plays that will make your name for the next four centuries, you hoard grain during a local shortage in Stratford and sue a neighbor over a small debt. You've been pursuing a coat of arms for your father's name since 1596. You are becoming, very deliberately, a Stratford gentleman. Shakespeare was a careful and sometimes aggressive businessman. He sued neighbors for small debts in Stratford courts. He hoarded grain during a shortage in 1598 — a practice that was technically legal but ethically frowned upon. He pursued a coat of arms for his family (his father had applied for one and failed). The coat of arms was granted in 1596 — the year Hamnet died — making Shakespeare technically a gentleman. His Stratford investments were substantial. He retired to Stratford around 1613, three years before his death, and appears to have stopped writing completely. The plays stopped. The property portfolio continued to grow.

Chapter Six · The Late Plays
1611
London · Age 47

You write The Tempest. Prospero, the magician-duke, lives on an island where he controls everything through his art. At the end, he gives up his magic: "I'll break my staff, bury it certain fathoms in the earth, and deeper than did ever plummet sound, I'll drown my book." Then he goes home.

Many scholars read this as Shakespeare's farewell to his art. You write two more plays after this — both collaborations, both now considered minor — and then you stop entirely. You are 47.

Decision 6 — Retiring at 4706 / 08
You retire from writing at 47 and return to Stratford. You have perhaps five years left to live. You never write again. Why did you stop?
What the retirement actually looked like

You make your will at 52 and leave your wife of 34 years your second-best bed. This one clause has generated more scholarly argument than almost any speech in 37 plays. The best bed was reserved for guests. In 1613, the Globe Theatre burned down during a performance of *Henry VIII* (a collaboration with John Fletcher). Shakespeare had already been spending more time in Stratford. He made his will in 1616, a few months before his death, which was businesslike and detailed — property to his daughter Susanna, New Place and most of the estate. His wife Anne received "my second-best bed" — a phrase that has puzzled and irritated scholars for centuries (the second-best bed was typically the marital bed; the best bed was reserved for guests). He died on April 23, 1616, his 52nd birthday according to tradition. The cause is unknown.

Chapter Seven · The Education Question
1564
Stratford · Background

You attended the King's New School in Stratford, which provided a rigorous classical education — Latin, rhetoric, classical literature. You did not attend university. Your father's declining finances probably ended your schooling in your early teens.

For centuries — and continuing today — some people have argued that a glove-maker's son without a university degree could not have written plays that demonstrate knowledge of law, medicine, Italian geography, classical literature, and court behavior. These people have proposed that someone else wrote the plays: Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe, Edward de Vere (the Earl of Oxford).

Decision 7 — The Authorship Question07 / 08
Did Shakespeare write Shakespeare? The authorship debate has continued for 200 years. What's the strongest argument that he did?
The authorship question — scholarly consensus

Nobody doubted you wrote your plays for 240 years after your death. Then in the 1850s, a theory emerged that a glove-maker's son without a university degree couldn't possibly have done it. The plays were unchanged. The argument tells you more about the 1850s. The mainstream scholarly consensus is overwhelming: William Shakespeare of Stratford wrote the plays. The authorship doubts began in the 1850s, nearly 250 years after his death, and have been driven by a combination of snobbery (a glove-maker's son couldn't be a genius), romantic attachment to conspiracy theories, and genuine gaps in documentation from a period when most people left few records. The specific alternative candidates — Bacon, Marlowe, Oxford — all have fatal problems: Marlowe died in 1593 before most of the plays were written; Oxford died in 1604 before *The Tempest*, *King Lear*, and *Macbeth*; Bacon's writing style is completely different. The documentary evidence for Shakespeare is comparable to or stronger than evidence for any other Elizabethan playwright.

Chapter Eight · The Legacy
1616
Stratford · Age 52

You die in April 1616. You leave detailed property instructions and almost nothing about the plays. You do not mention your manuscripts. You do not ask anyone to preserve or publish them. Seven years later, Heminges and Condell produce the First Folio from memory, from prompt books, from whatever they could assemble.

By the 19th century, you are considered the greatest writer in the English language. By the 20th century, scholars have calculated that you have been performed more than any other playwright in history, in more languages, in more countries. Your works have never been out of print since the First Folio.

You had no idea this would happen. You went home to Stratford and became a prosperous country gentleman.

Decision 8 — The Meaning of the Work08 / 08
Shakespeare never tried to establish a literary legacy. He didn't publish his plays, didn't preserve his manuscripts, went home and managed property. The legacy happened without him. What does this tell us about great work?
What survived and what didn't

Without two actors named John Heminges and Henry Condell deciding, on their own, to spend years collecting your plays after you died, half of them would be gone: no Macbeth, no Tempest, no As You Like It, no Julius Caesar. You left no instructions. They did it because they loved the work. Of the 37 plays in the First Folio, 18 exist only because Heminges and Condell preserved them. The other 19 appeared earlier in quarto editions (some authorized, most not). Shakespeare is also believed to have written additional plays that are now lost — including *Cardenio* (written with Fletcher, now lost), *Love's Labour's Won* (mentioned in a 1598 book list, never found), and others. The survival of the plays was genuinely contingent on two loyal actors deciding to spend years assembling a collection. Shakespeare's own indifference to literary posterity makes the survival of his work feel almost accidental — which makes the plays themselves feel more miraculous, not less.